Canal Trip

The most frightening discovery of the trip was that spelling doesn't work outside the M25.

Scheduled Downtime

Dear readers -

I am going to be walking along the canal from London to Birmingham over the next few days. So there probably won't be any updates. Do check back around the 20th of April for lots of exciting images of teenagers drinking cider in Berkhampstead or perhaps a dead swan if you are really lucky.

xx

C.P.

Hoxton Commandments

1. Buy hat
2. Wear hat
3. Contemplate Modern Art
4. Nice shoes

Alien Invasion

When the aliens come for us, out of the ninth dimension (which hides down the back of the sofa) then this is what they are going to look like.

Driving off into the sunset

Life's not so bad really.