More envelope-related signs

I can't help but feel that this advice would have more credibility if the sign was slightly cleaner...

Did you have a good new years?

I did

Large G&T Molecules

I enlarged some molecules from a gin and tonic using a pair of tweezers, a microwave, and some socks that I had to throw away afterwards. And this is what they look like. Pretty tasty.

Lexico-entropy

This sign reminds of the book, Ella Minnow Pea, where letters just stop existing and cease to be used in the narrative.

Still Watching You

I also like the five wee units above the street sign but not sure they qualify as art.

Traffic Light of Infinite Possibility

Drive where you like, up in the air not necessarily prohibited.

Watching you

Never sleep. Never even blink. One slip and you're mine.

Shoreditch Torch

Richard Serra Tripleheader!

I went to the Richard Serra show today in the Gagosian, it's very good. Serra is the bloke who did the big slabs outside of Liverpool Street station, and there is an excellent bendy thing of his in the Bilbao Guggenheim too. It was quite good for taking photos too.

Side view

Front view

Sign for the express purpose of being disobeyed

Cup Art

Graffiti made of plastic cups

Smoked

Finger

Finger in close-up

Don't Indulge in Horseplay

nuff said

Planet "Not Destroyed" Sensation

That's a relief isn't it?

Seizure

If you are anywhere near Southwark I recommend an art-thing called Seizure by a chap called Roger Hiorns. Essentially he found a condemned council house and filled it up with copper sulphate solution for 2 weeks. Then he drained it out leaving everything coated in brilliant blue crystals. They are hard and scaly and it's a bit like being trapped inside a dinosaur. Anyway, do go, it's free and it all gets knocked down very soon.

Daybreak

Thought I would put up a photo not taken in Hoxton for a change. This is halfway up a mountain called Pequeño Alpemayo, must have been about 6 in the morning, sun's up but it didn't get on us for another couple of hours. Glorious day, if a bit poo-making!

Double Oral Delinquency

Naughty naughty. Stick some chewing gum on the wall. Then stub your fag out on it. Great skills - misdemeanour stacking rules!

Really sorry and all

My home internet has been down for SIX WEEKS. Before I went away on holiday, it was down. I had a three week mountaineering circuit of madness in Bolivia, got back. IT WAS STILL DOWN. Got over jetlag and easing myself back into work. INTERNET STILL DOWN.

Just tonight the internet has come back, so here's my favourite photo from my holiday. I took this pretty much by accident, not even looking through the viewfinder, which probably certifies that I'm a shit photographer, or just lucky at best. Oh well. I'll settle for that.

Non-scheduled downtime

Dear readers - I'm sorry that not many photos have been appearing here of late, my home internet has gone down. Going back to 1988 has actually been pretty dire and I have had to start reading books and having conversations again, it's a bit much.

Anyway, I've now managed to take myself off to sunny La Paz where they DO have internet, so I can browse random Charlton websites to my heart's content. There might be some photos of llamas in a few weeks time as well!

xx

cp

Fuck All You That's Learnt Ya

If you put letters in here a man comes along and stabs you.

Don't say you weren't warned.